Dog Wisdom

1 When you own the world, you can roll in the street.

1 Take your free meals where you find them.

1 Be a free spirit and choose security by the power of your 

      beliefs.    

1 Bark loud when you need to so you can be respected.

1 Take up more space than you need.

1 Smile and look cute to get your way.

1 If someone pushes you out of your space, run and get into 

      someone else’s place.

1 Or, if someone like, your sister, is in your spot, just lay on 

      her.

1 In order to train your people, if they disturb your sleep, 

      grumble. Then later lick their eyelids when they’re asleep.  

      Pretty soon, they will learn. Humans really are pretty        
      smart creatures.

1 If you don’t find what you want where you are, go on down 

      the street.